I am still in somewhat of a drug induced haze. My right thigh is KILLING me. I suspect they had my leg strapped down for the surgery and someone got a wee bit too sadistic with the restraints. I still have a great big "YES" on my right leg too. My husband says it's appropriate, since I never say "no" anyway. Asshole. Heh.
So, I thought about how GREAT it would be if all of you came over my house right now! I could really use the company. My husband isn't home right now and I am stuck here with Judge Millian (People's Court) and while she is a fiery hot latina, she ain't no Pissy, you know what I mean?
Anyway, dive down into the comments. Let me know what PJ's you are wearing, what movie you are bringing over, what snack you have in your backpack and anything else you wanna tell me! I want naked pillow fights! I want wet lemur contests. I want to see leg shaving and toe polishing going on...and that's just the guys! I want to play pin the tail on the lesbian. I want DNA flying all over my living room, dammit!
Hey, I think I am going to have a PJ contest too! Post a pic of yourself in your cutest PJ's and I will mail you a prize! Of course, it may just be the ace bandage from my surgery, or perhaps it will be Buzz Lightyears older brother "Woody". Who knows? Oh, and by the way, cutest PJ's is NOT a license to start pulling Half Naked Tuesday Porn Pics on my Blog. The first person to put Mr. Fab, Billy or Mike in footy pajamas automatically gets a prize too.
So, my comment box is now my living room! Feel free to blog on my blog! Mi casa es su casa. Just make sure that you are not in the witness protection program if you are trying to win one of my certifiably wonderful prizes! I have a propensity for disclosing top secret information during orgasms.
Who's bringing the chips? Who's bringing the dip? Who's bringing the narcotics? Who's bringing the liquor? Oh, and most importantly, who's bringing the duct tape?