Late with this post.
Damn.
Fell asleep. Well, actually, dozed off.
I cannot go near the couch. Must find and make some coffee. I don't even drink the crap. It gives me loose stools. There's another thing you needed to know about me, eh? Further proof that I have no business blogging in the morning. I say things I shouldn't say. In a little over an hour, I have discussed dirty skanky twat syndrome, douching and now, loose stools.
Don't ever think that I think you don't want me.
Did I mention that we are up to ONE THOUSAND - TWO HUNDRED - FORTY ($1,240.00) DOLLARS for the Pediatric AIDS Foundation? Who knew? I had five more sponsors in the last 6 hours! I am still loading everyone up on my sidebar. All those who donated will live in infamy in my sidebar for the entire month of August.
You deserve the recognition.
Saturday, July 29, 2006
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7 comments:
you could write a diet book... if i keep reading, maybe i won't eat for 24 hours and will drop the 10lbs i need to lose...
HAAAAAAAAAA!!! Loose stools? WTF? Who writes that on their blog? LMFAO
Only thing that gives me loose stools are roofies.
Keep going girlie!!! You can DO EEEET!!
dbv - You do NOT need to lose 10 pounds, dear. I've seen ya! You look foine just the way you is!
KG - I am a total pig. What can I say. The true me is being revealed. *L*
Dirty Laurie - You would so scare my ass on roofies. *LOL*
CP.
Hey! I've blogged about loose stools before!
Remember my colonoscopy posts?
Actually they were titled "The Day the Poop Ran Free....parts 1 and 2"
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