Nah. That's bullshit. It's strictly for MY entertainment. My best friend, Abby, sent a picture of herself morphing into an Elf about 10 minutes ago. Suddenly, I got the idea of a lifetime.
What better Christmas present could I give myself than to see my very own mother, Esther, dancing around like a Christmas elf and bitching me out? Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...
ESTHER THE JEWISH ELF!
It's moments like this that I wish my mother read my blog.
Happy Holidays to all of you.
Mine suddenly got better.
LATE XMAS GIFT: I did a search on Linda Richman, the host of Saturday Night Live's Coffee Talk. She reminds me so much of Esther, it is hardly funny. As I am doing the research, I come across this skit. Slowly, the realization comes to me.
My mother is Linda Richmanon the left. I am Madonna in the Middle. My grandmother, Evelyn, is Roseanne Barr on the far right.
In short, I am doomed.
Talk amongst yourselves. I'm a bit verklempt.
And finally, for you men who are last minute shoppers, or those of you guys who were under a rock and forgot your wife/girlfriend for Christmas...I make the following suggestion for you. I know this is what the Hotband got me! It was exactly what I wanted!
You know all the best gifts come in the small boxes.
Monday, December 25, 2006
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Yeah, I seen one of those dancing elf's with Tom Cruise's face on it....somehow Esther's is better. BUT, she does not look like i expected, that's for sure.
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!
Jodi - I've had her picture up before. She looks like Linda Richman from Coffee Talk.
You too, Miss Ann doll! I got your message. You're too cute for sweet potato pie.
CP.
LOL!!! That was great! I'm stunned, there were no horns! LOL!!! Oh and I LOVE Linda Richman!!!
Brilliant!! Others are right -- not sure what I expected Esther the elf to look like exactly, but she didn't meet my expectations. Glad you can weather the kind of stress she induces and still maintain your sparkling sense of humor!
Glad you made it home safely.
Hope you enjoyed the 'gift in the box'.
And Esther Elf was hilarious.
Holy crap moly. The Esther Elf made me nearly pee my pants! Glad to see y'all made it home all in one piece!
Cookies had a bit of a delay. I'm fucking retarded, okay? Look for the death cookies to arrive some time after the new year. Or maybe later. We'll see if I can get up off my lazy ass or not.
Love you! Hope your Chanukah was at least...well, I'm glad you survive. BTW, can you get Dreidels from Israel? I want one, k? Thx. Bai.
OMG, the elf was way too funny...at 6:45 am!
Hope you Hanukkah was wonderful.
Happy New Year.
Bwahahaahahaha. That all was really funny... I am proud that you manage to turn something nasty like that into something funny afterall! I know that must be hard!
Hugz
OK, Esther the Elf made me snort coffee out of my nose.
That's a million times funnier than the one I did. OMFG.
That has always been my favorite SNL Linda skit EVER!!! As for the big gifts in small packages, LOL!!! I love it! You my friend, are the most brilliant person (on so many different levels) that I know!
... some boxes smaller than others, hon!!
OMFG! I swear, I'm singing that shit all day. "It's my dick in a box..." *head bopping*
I got a cock in a stock-ing, but no dick in a box this year.
Too funny. I was waiting for my little box, but nothing. Hmmm?
Hey, Happy holidays, honey!
Esther, the dancing elf is hilarious! Oh how I wish you could send it to her.
OMG I've always wondered exactly to spell & say "verklempt" and now I can say it all I want!!
Esther looked nothing like I imagined. Of course, I only have been reading since October, so I probably haven't seen her picture before.
Speaking of verklempt....
Holy crap... please... if you have a soul... have sympathy on me... read THIS POST, PRONTO, POR FAVOR
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