Nah. That's bullshit. It's strictly for MY entertainment. My best friend, Abby, sent a picture of herself morphing into an Elf about 10 minutes ago. Suddenly, I got the idea of a lifetime.
What better Christmas present could I give myself than to see my very own mother, Esther, dancing around like a Christmas elf and bitching me out? Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...
ESTHER THE JEWISH ELF!
It's moments like this that I wish my mother read my blog.
Happy Holidays to all of you.
Mine suddenly got better.
LATE XMAS GIFT: I did a search on Linda Richman, the host of Saturday Night Live's Coffee Talk. She reminds me so much of Esther, it is hardly funny. As I am doing the research, I come across this skit. Slowly, the realization comes to me.
My mother is Linda Richmanon the left. I am Madonna in the Middle. My grandmother, Evelyn, is Roseanne Barr on the far right.
In short, I am doomed.
Talk amongst yourselves. I'm a bit verklempt.
And finally, for you men who are last minute shoppers, or those of you guys who were under a rock and forgot your wife/girlfriend for Christmas...I make the following suggestion for you. I know this is what the Hotband got me! It was exactly what I wanted!
You know all the best gifts come in the small boxes.