So I got this meme...

in my email box. I hate these things. When people "tag" me to do one, I tend to go into hiding and pretend I didn't see the tag. I won't do them. I never even did that "100 Things About Me" that is so popular on peoples blogs. Who the hell needs to know 100 things about me. Further, I talk about my yeast infections, UTI's, my sex life, my periods, my husbands dick, etc. Do I really need to get into 100 things you don't know about me? Isn't that the purpose of a blog...to find out things about a person you are interested in? If you go back to the beginning of my blog and read, you can see the rise and fall in reader interest. There are times I received 100 plus comments and now, I receive 15-25 on average. It's not that my life has gotten less interesting. I'm still the same ol' wacky Jew Princess who is always getting into all sorts of shit. The fact is, I don't blog as much anymore. It used to be a daily thing for me, like peeing. Only now, I don't pee as much. Rather, I haven't found the time to blog as much as I would like and when I do have the time, I find I have nothing to say. It's like window shopping when you are broke...but then, when you have money to spend, you never find anything you like.

Wow. That was a great metaphor. Yes, I know self-praise sucks but if I don't do it, who the hell will? I gotta watch my back lest I start to feel less important than I actually am.

Lately though, I have found out that a lot of people are delurking just to tell me they love the blog! I find this to be the wonderful thing about not having 70 commenters. I know that if I am the 43rd person to comment on a post, it is likely my post isn't going to get acknowledged anyway. But, when I comment on a new blog or one that is less frequented, I always get these sweet notes of gratitude and appreciation. And lets face it, folks. I am a total whore when it comes to compliments. I love the delurkers. I love my old faithfuls too. I just love knowing that every once in awhile, I make someone chuckle.

So anyway, I got this meme and I figured, since I have nothing to say today, that I would answer it...you know, so you know more about the Princess that you bow down and worship to on a daily basis. (I am so full of shit. I know this. But, it's my bubble so don't go bursting it, kay?) The meme is called "Four Things". Enjoy.


A) Four Places I go Over and Over: Lets see. I go to the movies over and over, except when some crack whore breaks into my shit and steals everything I own. I pick up my son from school over and over. I should make the little fucker walk home. It's only 3 blocks. I go to 7-11 every day to buy the same little shit a Slurpee. And, I go to bed...a lot. I'm good at it.


B) Four People who e-mail me: (regularly) I get emails from my husband every day when he is gone. I get pretty regular emails from my parents, although, they are all forwards that I never read anyway. I get emails from my credit card companies telling me I am free to charge more and how much they love me. I also get a lot of emails from people in the UK who need me to help them out with some Bosnian Lottery winnings.


C) Four of my favorite foods: I have a fetish for cold chinese food. I will take my dinner and stick it right in the fridge for it to get cold...then I eat it. I love steak...the bloodier the better. If it would still MOO I would be happy. I love pasta and can eat it all day long for weeks straight. Curly noodles are my favorite, but I dig those little shell shaped thingies too. Oh, and chocolate. It gives me orgasms. I like those a lot.


D) Four places I would rather be right now: Face to face with the Crack Whore who stole my shit. I would love that. Just a chance to beat the lungs out of her chest would please me like nothing else. I would rather be in New York...but not at my mothers. Stick me in the Hilton in Manhattan please. I would rather be in Las Vegas pretending to be rich while I spend my husbands hard earned money. I would rather be in my husbands pants. I think I shall do that after this post.


E) Four movies I would watch over and over: Any porn with Ron Jeremy. That is classic 70's porn and should be revered. I love the movie Goodfella's because I wish I was all caught up in that gangster shit. I would love to be Karen in that movie. A real mob whore. I love it. I can watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off to the point of ad nauseum. I don't know why I like that movie so much. I identify with the older sister who is hating on Ferris. I also like a movie my husband and I made together. It has a very happy ending.


There you go. Four things. Interesting, no? I don't think so, but you might. Anyway, if you are a lurker, come out and say hi! I love that! If you are a long time reader, than you probably expect all this stuff out of me anyway. If you are a new reader, please do not be shocked or appalled by the things I say. I am an attention whore and will say and do anything to be in the limelight even if only for a moment. I believe that is why my tits are so big. So everyone can see me enter a room before I even get IN the room.

What does that have to do with anything? Nothing really. I just like my tits.