Focus 52: Easter

Due to circumstances beyond my control, Easter has been canceled this year. 

I don't "do" Easter.  I don't know anything about Easter.  I know that it is some crazy ass holiday that for some reason involved Jesus and chocolate eggs and rabbits and zombies.  I'm a Jew.  I don't know from these things.  But, what I do know is that my husband and I made up a really cool "Last Supper" menu for if we DID celebrate Easter.

We would have:
Eggs Benedictine with Heavenly Hash Browns for Breakfast.

Christ Kabobs with Resurrection Beans for lunch.

Holy Mackeral in a communion wine sauce for dinner.  Keep the Holy Water coming.

And, for dessert, some angel food cake, with Jesus pieces.  Or, a Sinful Apple and Eve Pie.

It's a meal worth coming back for...even if it is 2500 years later.